Posted Wed, 25/08/2010 - 09:42
- Politician: one who collects money from rich and votes from poor promising to safeguard one from another.
- Resource Person: A person who can confuse simple things impressively.
- Expert: A person who knows maximum about minimum.
- Neigbourer: A person who understands your matters better than you.
- Leader: Who is always ready to sacrifice YOU for its own interest.
- Lecturer: A method to convey the information in such a way that the notes from lecturer's diary reaches the diaries of students BYE-PASSING their brains.
- Opportunist: A person who, when, accidently falls into the river and then, starts bathing.
- Income: An item, difficult to survive with and without it.
- Committee: A bunch of persons who can do nothing INDIVIDUALLY but decides that it can never be done COLLECTIVELY.
- Govt.Office: A Place to relax and get rid of all worries.
- Bestseller Book: Praised by EVERYBODY, purchased by NOBODY.
- Compromise: its the distribution of a item in such a way that everybody feels to grab a bigger SHARE.
- Stingy: A person who lives whole of his life in poverty to die rich.
- Mosquito: A syringe of injection that can fly.
- Conference Room: A place where EVERYBODY speaks, NOBODY listens, and all agreed at last.
- Well-Behaved: Who shut its mouth while yawning.
- Experience: Other name for the faults committed in the past.
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